What words can be used to describe the language of the passage below?

All the same, when i came to the Place of the Gods, I was afraid. The current of the great river is very strong – it gripped my raft with its hands. That was magic, for the river itself is wide and calm. I could feel evil spirits about me, in the bright morning; I [...]

What is your zodiac sign? Does any of this describe you?

Aries Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens’ “Hard Headed Woman” was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don’t discuss it. Never point this out [...]

Trying to describe a crow turning into a human, does this passage work?

The feathers of it’s night black wings began to ruffle out, giving the bird a rippling effect, much like heavy waves on a deadly sea. They then started to grow, the feathers becoming massive, and the wings now of gigantic proportion, making the body of the crow look pathetic, weak and very insignificant. Vincente took [...]